Dumbass ninjas
‘Ninjas’ accused of fraud:
A group of wanna be ninjas from the ninja haven of Rogue River, Oregon have been arrested on burglary, theft, and fraud charges.
The ninja-wannabes used a stolen credit card to purchase their costumes and accoutrement from an online store, said Rogue River Police Chief Ken Lewis.
“One of the suspects ordered a fresh shipment of ninja supplies and had them shipped to an unsuspecting third party in the neighborhood,” said Lewis. “We’ve got the invoices.”
The package’s contents included hand-climbing spikes, metal throwing stars and utility belts, said Lewis.
“Looks like they may have been getting ready to take this to another level,” said Lewis, holding one of the razor-sharp metal stars.
“These things are very dangerous,” he said.
Two 15-year-old boys and one 16-year-old boy, all of Rogue River, were booked into the Jacksonville Juvenile Detention Center Tuesday on multiple charges of first-degree burglary, first-degree theft, first-degree criminal mischief and unauthorized entry into a vehicle. In light of the new evidence, the boys could face additional charges of identity theft, fraudulent use of a credit card and theft, Lewis said.
In recent weeks, police covered a rash of calls including six car break-ins, three home burglaries and several thefts. In each of the burglaries, the residents were either away on vacation or temporarily out of the residence, Lewis said.
Several thousand dollars’ worth of jewelry that had been reported stolen, burglary tools, a map of the city and several black ninja suits complete with hoods and climbing spikes were recovered during Tuesday’s arrest, Lewis said.
Why am I posting about it? Take one guess…
The teens created a MySpace page, www.myspace.com/rr_ninja, which details their interests and activities. In one of the page’s many videos, a black clad figure demonstrates amazing agility, Lewis said.
“One of the ninjas climbs up a tree just like a squirrel,” said Lewis.
Apparently they forgot the first rule of ninjas…STEALTH!!!
So for their astute ninja abilities they receive…
Red’s going to use his throwing foot on your ass.
And pirates rule.
Mirror posted here.
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