Joran van der Sloot
Thanks to tipster Angie we have what appears to the MySpace of Joran van der Sloot. If the name sounds familiar to you it should because he’s the kid from Aruba who has been re-arrested in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway.
From his about me section:
First of all, if this about the Holloway case I will not respond. I have been proven not to have any involvement. Please leave me and my family alone. Please get on with you life as I am getting on with mine.
Maybe it hasn’t been proven. Also he may have a private MySpace which has been logged into recently.
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23 opinions for Joran van der Sloot
Ice
Nov 24, 2007 at 10:13 am
on mydeathspace.com all of their profiles are listed.
Bay
Nov 24, 2007 at 7:53 pm
I find the fact that one of his friends is marked as Jeffrey Dahmer a tad scary. That page shows nothing but serial killers. Why would he be interested in this page? Is he possibly responsible for other crimes involving women?
His profile also shows a kid that is really immature and really thinks little of himself and is trying to overcome that by appearing he is someone important. he comes off a liar fake and phony.
I mean a picture flashing cash and all he has is 70.00? yet the smile and comment make it Appear to be more I doubt he meant that picture to really show how much he had in his hand. However it shows to what lengths he is willing to go to in order to appear to be more than he is.
He has that he does not drink or do drugs in the profile. Yet in another picture shows him to be very high. It is marked High as hell
Many of the pictures say Damn I love my life and it is great to be me etc. I wonder just how much he really believes and feels that this is true. It surely does not show in his pictures. Sort of like looking at a split personality
This kid has some serious issues.
That smug remark about the Holloway case makes me wonder what he is thinking now. I am almost betting he thinks he got away with it and from the way he acts on the profile I am laying bets he has mentioned it to someone boasting maybe that he got away with it or something to this effect. if they search hard enough they will find someone he told He does not seem the type to hold that in especially since at the time that was posted he felt he had gotten away with it.He does not strike me as the type to worry about the fact that it is not settled and could come back around (as it did) to him.
Mary
Dec 10, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Why doesn’t someone seek a Psychic to find the body or at least have an idea what happened to it? I know not everyone believe in them…but I do. They could have done this 2 years ago and there would have been more evidence against these cowards!!
JL
Jan 3, 2008 at 8:34 pm
This is utterly ridiculous. Psychics? A wannabe Sigmund Jr.? Why don’t you all just SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Your high-handed criticisms and ‘insights’ are not only unfounded, but downright cretinous. Especially Bay.
OOO so he likes to friend joke profiles like Jeffrey Dahmer (I friended Kim Jong Il…somewhat disappointed when I found out it was some college kid) And who gives a crap that he reads about serial killers? Everyone watches shows like CSI and Law and Order. Not much of a difference when you’re reading it online. but ZOMG because he’s been implicated in this retarded case, this innocent curiousity is turned into signs of being psychotic and possibly batshit insane!!!! And whats more, he likes to pretend to be a cool tough and a playboy! Anyone who acts like a douchebag must be a murderer. Duh.
But seriously Bay, GFY. Mary’s comment is at least tolerable and somewhat humorous. Yours just annoys the shit out of me. Get some brains, or at the very least, use spellcheck. Your punctuation and capitalization is atrocious. I don’t have the inclination or time to go through the rest of your pseudo-intellectual rot, such as Sloot’s obvious case of schizophrenia and his smug remarks (ironic, since ’smug’ is exactly the word i would use to describe your little diatribe. lol pwned u hypocrite), but I’ll leave you with this: HAHA ROFLMAO RETAAAAARRRRRDDDD. The only thing split here is your anus, a result of fucking too many black men.
But who gives a shit anyways? It’s a dead American blonde, and not even a hot one at that.
stevieo
Feb 2, 2008 at 4:12 pm
joran is a no count low life.
None
Feb 5, 2008 at 12:55 am
Joran is a piece of garbage.
He should be thrown out like an old rag
and hung!
Pam
Feb 5, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Based on the recent video tape, catching Joran in a confession of what really happened (but who can believe between all the other lies)bottom line, Joran is quility and cannot be trusted. If you were with a person, who was suffering from a drug or alcohol overdose or whatever sickness was going on, any normal concerned human being, would have called for help. The fact that he did not and had a “friend” take the body out to sea, is a sure sign of foul play. Also, the fact that Joran threw hot coffee in the eyes of the person that caught him on tape is another sign that he is guility of foul play. The worst part of it is that his two friends, the guy to took the body out to sea, and his own parents covered up the crime. Not to mention all the time, money,attention, upset, worry and dispair spent on Natalie’s disapparence is a another crime in itself.
I hope they sentence Joran to life in prison or better yet sentence to death, and anyone who helped cover up the crime given a long prison term
Nataline’s mother knew all along that Joran was responsible, but could’t get the support she needed or the answer to what happened to her daughter. That yet is another crime
pampam
Feb 5, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Joran is a hot game freak. Just a smart guy who likes to fuck; the sad part you all do the same in your nicely decorated houses, and then judge him for having the american chick fingered; now he’s a coward rapist; what a moral society is America. Everyone is a moralist these days. Yes, so let’s hang him and make sure he burns in the ferocious fires of hell.
And for all up-to-date moralists - it’s natalee, not nataline.
SmarterThanJL
Feb 5, 2008 at 5:19 pm
From JL: “Get some brains, or at the very least, use spellcheck”
I would actually use it before instructing people to.
For example:
befriended NOT friended
curiosity NOT curiousity
what’s NOT whats
Both douchebag and spellcheck are 2 words, not one.
If you are going to try and put down others grammar, at least make sure yours is correct!
dic·tion·ar·y - So you could sound it out!
Barbara Nezovich
Feb 11, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Why JL, how could you say such things? “Who gives a shit? A dead American blonde, and not even a hot one at that? ” You must be a friend of JvDS to have the gaul to say this crap. But enough about you, I’m not here to write a comment about another comment.
I believe JvDS is innocent until proven guilty. Until then, all this speculation and opinions of how he committed his crime are simply a waste. I know everyone has a wild story of how they THINK that night went down, and they make for good mystery reads. Who knows, maybe one of you is right, but that is not the point. Anything could have happened on the night Natalee went missing, and we simply don’t know all that information yet. We have JvDS’ latest confession, but even that is filled with questionable material–what is a lie and what is true? Who knows, JvDS seems like a compulsive liar who doesn’t know how to do anything but lie. But we cannot call him a murderer or a rapist until evidence shows otherwise. It would be nice if somebody would actually do a psychological evaluation of him, and then find out if there are any other stories from other females out there who have claimed that he was predatory in nature and tried to take advantage of them in some way.
We are still a ways away from the truth of what happened on that night in Aruba. That whole “no body, no case” thing is a bitch. As long as you can keep a body hidden and clean up after yourself, it looks like you’ll be off the hook. At least during this lifetime.
Adjo
Feb 14, 2008 at 11:32 am
Joran has a very nice, decent mother but what’s with his father? I never saw anyone sweat so much in my life. The sweat rolled off his face in rivers the first time he was confronted by Natalie’s parents. Will Joran spend his whole life wondering who is going to set him up next? I hope so.
JL
Feb 21, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Friended is a term used on myspace. It’s the process of adding someone to your buddy list. Duhr.
I was in quite the rage when I typed that last comment, but my spelling is still superior (SUPERIOR. Go ahead and flame me now.) percentage-wise compared to the other posts here. My post was also lengthier than most, thus exponentially increasing the chances of spelling errors.
By the way, Barbie, it’s gall, not gaul.
Gaul is France.
And here’s a newsflash for all you firm believers in the twisted judicial system: people are kept up for days straight when under interrogation. Plenty of false confessions have been extracted under such duress.
Really, you people are just being assholes when you demand that a sentence of death or life without parole be handed down to this kid. Your pedantic and cretinous behaviors are more deserving of death than the foolish actions of this poor kid. You’re not being righteous and upstanding when you recommend that a kid barely in his 20s be put on death row. You’re being a SELF-righteous douchebag (yes, douchebag, the way we spell it in the vernacular. And while I’m on the topic, spellcheck is spelled spellcheck in microsoft word. Or, to be specific, SpellCheck.). People who commit murder in their 50s don’t get a fucking death sentence even though they’ll probably be dead within 30 years anyways. Yet you’re asking for the death of a kid half that age.
Jesus fucking Christ, and you call me cruel.
But what really bugs me is your collective tendency to play fucking amateur psychologist. He’s not a compulsive liar. He’s protecting his goddamn life. Anyone would lie like a rug to keep from being jailed for life.
You’re not part of the investigation. You don’t know the facts. You only know what the police have decided to release. Most of all, you’re not fucking God/YHWH/Allah/Xenu (lolz). So therefore (and I hate to get moralistic too), you don’t have any goddamn rights to pronounce that kid guilty (I assume you meant guilty when you said quility.)
The whole legal system is perverted, and mostly because of spiteful assholes like you (all). The system is meant to protect the public, not to carry out its vendettas.
Holloway is dead. Sloot is not. His death won’t bring her back. And even if it could, there’s no guarantee that it would be a beneficial trade-off.
I pray to all the deities that ever existed that Sloot doesn’t go on trial with a jury, because if he does, it’ll doubtless be filled with douchebags like you.
Anonymous is not your personal army. And neither is the law.
justme
Feb 22, 2008 at 5:58 am
I do believe in “first words are true and if they corrected then it would be 99.99% a lie”. When joran tried to correct the tape hufff i dont believe his second words. Because first words are true
GFT
Feb 23, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I say to Joran Van Der Sloot, “no, you do not deserve to just go on with your life as though nothing has happened”. You do not have the right to be treated and respected as the person you were before you encountered Natalie.
This is something that should stare in your face the rest of your entire life. You and your father are lower than the animals that feed off the ocean floor. And until you come forward and speak the truth and deal with the consequences, you absolutely do not deserve the respect you request.
susan Maddern
Mar 14, 2008 at 12:15 pm
The problem I have with some of the post about Joran Van der sloot he has lied and he has covered up what happen to Natalee Halloway and if any of you can come up with a reason this kid is innocent,I’ll listen.My heart goes out to her family.She had a whole life ahead of her and it was wiped out by this animal.Most of theses negative post have been from Jl.He His guilty becaUSE HE WAS THE LAST PERSON SEEN WITH nATALEE THE NIGHT SHE DISAPPEARED.
Geneva
Mar 16, 2008 at 8:09 am
I don’t know if Van Der Sloot is guilty or not, but I think Natalee’s mother and father needs to know the truth about her even if it means someone will spend the rest of their life in prison. I know if it was my daughter, I would want to bring her home and have a buial for her, and put her to rest. I can’t imagine what her parents are going through. I hope and pray who ever did this to Natalee that they do not see a night of peace or better yet, NOT A MINUTE OF PEACE. I hope whoever did this to Natalee that they will burn in Hell and I’m sure God will see to that.
P.S.
JL, in case you read this you can correct me all you want, I’ve been out of school for over 40 years I know my grammar isn’t good but I think mine and all the other’s are fine. Where do you come from using the F word with Jesus Christ, you know I would be scared to death to say something like that. I bet you are nothing but a kid yourself.
Annie
Mar 21, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Well, obviously there are some idiots who post on here who don’t know what they’re talking about–notably JL–. I spent some time in Aruba during the summer of 2006, and the subject of Joran v.d.S. is a touchy one among the people there, to say the least. They feel he has given the entire population a bad name, and they emphatically believe he is guilty. His father is an intimidating figure who likes to throw his weight around, and he and the mother have bought off numerous people to cover up their precious little Joran’s misdeeds. The locals speculate that Natalee’s body was probably dumped in “shark alley”, an area heavily populated by sharks which would have disposed of any evidence in a short time. The rumor going around at the time I was there was that Joran had heavy gambling debts at the casinos, and to protect himself he agreed to procure young blond American girls for the criminal element who owned those casinos. He preyed on the girls at bars, drugged them, and he would then deliver them to the criminals. Natalee was one of his procurements. Things didn’t turn out like he anticipated, and he had to dispose of her body. I don’t know whether this is true or not, but that was the story going around a couuple of years ago. Given the attitude of the Arubans toward the van der Sloots, whether or not that actually occurred, it was obvious that they weren’t a popular family.
JL
Mar 22, 2008 at 1:49 am
ooh. Look at what we have here. A fundamentalist Christian and a cretin who doesn’t know how to read.
1. I can say Jesus fucking Christ as many times as I want. It’s not that I dislike Christianity or religion, but that it seems to be the entire basis of your criticism, which is irrelevant to the topic. I like Christians like you, but next time, try to find some valid point with which to debunk or otherwise invalidate my argument.
2. The only reason you appear to be patronizing me as an idiot is because I don’t adhere to your view. Either that, or you can’t read. What I said has nothing to do with whether Joran is guilty or not, and has nothing to do with “know[ing] nothing”. The Arubans believe Joran is guilty? BIG FUCKING DEAL. All the black people are voting for Obama. Is there a good reason for it?
And with all this speculation you’re doing, I wouldn’t be surprised if you believed in Loose Change, or UFOs.
Oh, and I almost forgot about Susan Maddern. Or should I say, God. Because only God would know for sure if Joran is guilty when all the evidence secured by the police is still inconclusive.
Hmm, a good reason why this kid is innocent? Why don’t you give me one good reason why you’re innocent?
I guess there’s no reason to have that damned legal system when there’s noble citizens like you running lynch mobs.
The biggest problem with you motherfuckers is your hypocrisy (lack of logic and constant moral grandstanding come in second). Talk all you want about how sorry you feel for Natalee Holloway, but when it comes to Joran, he’s just an “animal”, and deserves to be slaughtered and burnt in hell. Or worse, sentenced to life in prison. Congratulations, you all tie for first place in hypocrisy.
In cases such as these, I’d normally suggest that you commit collective suicide. However, this time, I’ll suggest something more drastic: ditch the supercilious attitude. Don’t think of criminals in a dichotomous way, just because it pleases your ego to do so.
If you still haven’t been convinced, let’s look at it in a logical manner. Holloway’s family are undoubtedly devastated by her murder, which all of you sympathize with. I’m betting that Sloot’s family would feel much the same way if he gets executed in any of the creative way you people suggest. So as a result, from this one incident, you create twice the amount of misery as you would without executing the poor guy.
In fact, your true reasons behind clamoring for Joran’s execution seem to be based entirely on hate. Maybe none of you personally know the kid, but you hate him nonetheless for being a raucous, irresponsible poseur (as shown by his myspace).
Now, there’s nothing wrong with hate. But there is something wrong with people who confuse hate with justice.
You people are no different than those who condemned Fatty Arbuckle in the 20’s.
Your dearly beloved,
JL
P.S. I AM a kid, and that just makes it all the more pathetic. It’s sad when actual adults engage in this sort of bandwagon, groupthink behavior.
RICH
Mar 23, 2008 at 5:16 pm
JL why dont you shut your punk-ass mouth…or maybe you’d like some help?
JL
Mar 24, 2008 at 1:17 am
I like it. Short, sweet, to the point. And unforgivably stupid.
For everyone else, look to Rich’s post as a lesson in English composition. Instead of writing diatribes about the various methods of execution that you would like to try on Sloot, try writing random requests combined with thinly veiled threats; you don’t lose any substance anyway, and it ends up taking far less time out of your jam-packed schedule of masturbation, uh…masturbation, and more masturbation. (masturbation, in this case, means anything you do to stroke your ego and raise your justifiably faltering self-esteem.
lucy
Apr 13, 2008 at 2:14 am
I am a student in the Netherlands but also originally come from one of the Dutch Antillian island like Joran. People around here in the news and on the streets constantly talk about this case. I must say that 99% of the people think he IS GUILTY. However this doesn’t mean it is so.
Everybody can say what they want but Joran is just as guilty…or should I say as innocent as OJ Simpson is. The fact that he lies and changes stories as often as he changes underwear can only mean one out of two things; he is GUILTY or he is a severly sick pathalogical lying individual. Either way he needs some serious intervention!
And people—-stop trashing each other, correcting grammar mistakes and most of all hating on Natalee and/or Joran because you don’t even know them and further more they don’t know you or even care about you or about your hate towards them.
tonykohtao
May 7, 2008 at 8:14 am
I met him today. And proptly kicked his ass until the local koh tao police pulled me off. He’s still here and I have his passport. Good luck killer at the embassy…
johnny
May 7, 2008 at 9:33 am
7th May 2008
Re. The Disappearance/ Murder of Natalee Holloway.
Hello, my name is Johnny.
I live on a small island in the Gulf of Thailand called, Koh Tao.
As recently as yesterday afternoon, Goran Van Der Sloot left this island. Myself and friends (Tony & Phil) confronted him two nights ago, re. his present situation.
I run a small bike shop from which Goran and his travel companion, Solahian Daniel rented their scooters during the 4 day holiday visit to the island.
We have information that Gorans’ passport was lost locally here, so now he will have to go to his embassy in Bangkok to apply for a new passport.
We have already contacted the Thai national press and made them aware of the situation.
Best Regards,
Johnny, Tony & Phil.
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